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Masterchef Junior Recap: Get a spare kid lined up, just in case
Heya Trashies! Eeep. I was sitting around wondering when Masterchef Junior would start, and as it turns out, two days ago. Still, start as you mean to go on, as my grandmother used to say. So its the...
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Masterchef Junior Recap:I’dve been ok on a cooking show
Heya Trashies! I read an old interview this week with Amanda Barry, the UK soap star who famously punched Gordon Ramsay in the first Hells Kitchen (the original UK one, which Gordy left behind to do...
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Masterchef Junior Recap:’You succeeded, but in the way which means you’re...
Heya Trashies! So three eps in and I’m still not gelling with this new show. There’s too many kids, or not enough time for each to get show cased, whichever way you want to look at it. Waving bye bye...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: Only the greatest chefs can pour Guacamole from the...
Hi Trashies! Just to clear up something raised last week – I don’t hate children as such, I just think the Victorians had the right idea, stick them out of sight – a chimney or down a mine for instance...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: Please don’t let any die until they’re out of my care
Hiya Trashies! Its a challenge week! Sprogs defying death at a theme park.Very likely it will highlight that the years between an 8 yr old and a 12 yr old are more like dog years, developmentally...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: The Screaming starts as Gordy’s balls descend
Hi Trashies! This week I am speaking from the land of snot and headaches. No, not the new name the Scots are calling England, but my sickbed. Or vaguely unwell bed. Ironically it has given me the idea...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: Hello Dear, is this the DMV?
Hi Trashies! Christmas is coming, so Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. In fact I’ve already celebrated my Christmas Day as everyone else in my family are all off on holiday over...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: I’d like my snot-splat to go, please
Hi Trashies! Hopefully you’ll be well rested and happy after New Year, or frazzled and hungover – depends whether you have a family or not. The cast of Masterchef Junior didn’t tragically die over...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: ‘Hey isn’t that our kid?’‘Who knows, they all look...
Heya Trashies! This week its an outdoor challenge! Only three on a team but lots of scope for bone-crunching horror and death. I’m hoping the teaser of Ramsay getting his foot trashed is worse than it...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: We’ve decapitated your parents and made a salad out...
Hi Trashies! The end is in sight and its time to whittle out the last two losers before the finale. My guess is that Avery and Amaya go, but maybe the producers will leave off forcing ‘stories’ for...
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Masterchef Junior Recap:If you’d infused dog poop into this dish, it’d taste...
Hi Trashies! Shockingly late, but unfortunately I’ve been laid up in bed for the last four days unable to move. An old knee injury caused an attack of arthritis in it, and the bloody thing swelled up...
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