Masterchef MiniCap: It’s pie Jim, but not as we know it.
Hi Trashies A minicap, so I don’t end up rushing up the page breaks this time! Ten things we saw in Masterchef this week. 1. Christina Tosi is a still a Robot and unable to be happy or sad. Robo-Tosi...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: If you can’t murder it, its not cooking
Hi Trashies I did a straw poll of some friends who watch the show and so far newly minted Judge Tosi isn’t impressing. One did offer the opinion she’s almost his ideal woman, but that’s just rubbing...
View ArticleMasterchef Minicap: After 10 years at a theme park, you smile like this
Hi Trashies Here’s my mini cap Lazee-boy ten points for episode 4! Its at a team challenge at a theme park. Knott’s berry farm to be precise. I can’t swear to that, I’ve never been. 1. Darah’s dream is...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Just like Mom used to make. She couldn’t cook either.
Hi Trashies Episode 4 is already upon us.The producers are actually starting to feature some of the minichef’s that will make up the rest of the season.Gasp! It feels like the competition has started,...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Harry Potter and the Incredibly Overstaged Segment
Hi Trashies! Straight into the full recap this week, and after the intro I’m already wishing it was Friday soI could be drinking vodka to numb the pain. Inevitably the intro will be lies so lets get...
View ArticleMasterchef Minicap: You distract Ramsay, I’ll stab him
Hi Trashies! If you’re like me you’re still reeling from the news that Dan the Model has left the show. Sounds like a personal matter, hopefully not too serious, but it means he’s out for good. 1. The...
View ArticleMasterchef recap: Giving up halfway was the key to victory
Hi Trashies This week is one of the more remarkable episodes for a while, with enough game playing and betrayal to make it seem more ‘Game of Masterchef’ than a cooking show. First though, we get told...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Cheer up children, its Salisbury steak day!
Hi Trashies! So after the smoking wreckage of last week’s disaster, we’re onto a mystery box challenge week. The first mystery being how the hell did Shelley avoid the pressure test last week, but I...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: If I wanted to talk to customers, I wouldn’t have become a...
Hi Trashies! Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator and step up the reactor power three more points, its episode 100 of Masterchef! Traditionally the golden number for syndication and the...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: I have two rants rehearsed, I’ll wing the rest.
Hi Trashies! Sorry for the late posting, I just logged on to see if the article had gone up yet, and realized I’d forgotten to actually post it. Awesome. Probably I forgot as I was focused on watching...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap:Throw the box at the lying bastard
Hi Trashies! I did think it was a challenge week for some reason, but no, its back to the mystery box and a rerun of a Masterchef favorite, ‘OMG How could you forget the main ingredients?’ The answer...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: It was Harsh. I nearly singed an eyebrow.
Hi Trashies Apolgies, I got caught up quitting my job and going freelance again, despite how well that worked last time. I hope everyone is keeping well because there’s lots to upset your blood...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: I’ll beat you to death with a spatula, you little prick
Hi Trashies! Hopefully I will tame my turbulent life to get a bit more organized this coming week, although my relatives are coming to stay so maybe not. I did point out that the house is being...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Nurse, he’s off his meds again.
Hi Trashies So it’s a mystery box this week. With nine of the pack left things are hotting up. This is to remind Ramsay which show he’s doing today Tommy is featured as the contestant spouting their...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Its taken us 30 minutes just to make some purple goo
Hi Trashies Is this the grossest episode of Masterchef ever? No. It might be a bit much if you’re a vegetarian, both for the total lack of respect Gordy shows and later the pressure test. Luckily I...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap:Lets get this party started. Somewhere else.
Hi Trashies! This week I managed to cook using an infinity pepper, and not properly wash my hands. I just wish I could say I only got it in my eyes. Worse I did the exact same thing with a ghost pepper...
View ArticleMasterchef recap: My Agent is dead when I catch up with them
Hi Trashies! So its the ‘Masterchef does Hell’s Kitchen’ week. Gordy dons his chef whites and grouches at the terrified cheftestents as they attempt to complete a service at a restaurant. Its not quite...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Evil-Courtney Strikes Back
Hi Trashies! Top five time! Unfortunately this means the first few minutes of the show are filled up with garbage that the contestants spout about how important this is for them, why their blind one...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: It’s Soggy Skin, Not a Death in the Family
Hi Trashies! The top four looms! I’m slightly surprised Nick is still here and not back selling hats or whatever it is he does. Freezers maybe. I’ve forgotten. In any case the smart money is on him or...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: The moment you realize you haven’t got dressed yet
Hi Trashies! Welcome to the event that all our lives have been leading up to! (This year). A titanic battle of the ages where anything can happen! Well, as long as ‘anything’ only pertains to one of...
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