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Masterchef Junior Recap:If you’d infused dog poop into this dish, it’d taste...
Hi Trashies! Shockingly late, but unfortunately I’ve been laid up in bed for the last four days unable to move. An old knee injury caused an attack of arthritis in it, and the bloody thing swelled up...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: We’ve decapitated your parents and made a salad out...
Hi Trashies! The end is in sight and its time to whittle out the last two losers before the finale. My guess is that Avery and Amaya go, but maybe the producers will leave off forcing ‘stories’ for...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: ‘Hey isn’t that our kid?’‘Who knows, they all look...
Heya Trashies! This week its an outdoor challenge! Only three on a team but lots of scope for bone-crunching horror and death. I’m hoping the teaser of Ramsay getting his foot trashed is worse than it...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: I’d like my snot-splat to go, please
Hi Trashies! Hopefully you’ll be well rested and happy after New Year, or frazzled and hungover – depends whether you have a family or not. The cast of Masterchef Junior didn’t tragically die over...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: Hello Dear, is this the DMV?
Hi Trashies! Christmas is coming, so Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. In fact I’ve already celebrated my Christmas Day as everyone else in my family are all off on holiday over...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: The Screaming starts as Gordy’s balls descend
Hi Trashies! This week I am speaking from the land of snot and headaches. No, not the new name the Scots are calling England, but my sickbed. Or vaguely unwell bed. Ironically it has given me the idea...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: Please don’t let any die until they’re out of my care
Hiya Trashies! Its a challenge week! Sprogs defying death at a theme park.Very likely it will highlight that the years between an 8 yr old and a 12 yr old are more like dog years, developmentally...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: Only the greatest chefs can pour Guacamole from the...
Hi Trashies! Just to clear up something raised last week – I don’t hate children as such, I just think the Victorians had the right idea, stick them out of sight – a chimney or down a mine for instance...
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Masterchef Junior Recap:’You succeeded, but in the way which means you’re...
Heya Trashies! So three eps in and I’m still not gelling with this new show. There’s too many kids, or not enough time for each to get show cased, whichever way you want to look at it. Waving bye bye...
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Masterchef Junior Recap:I’dve been ok on a cooking show
Heya Trashies! I read an old interview this week with Amanda Barry, the UK soap star who famously punched Gordon Ramsay in the first Hells Kitchen (the original UK one, which Gordy left behind to do...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: Get a spare kid lined up, just in case
Heya Trashies! Eeep. I was sitting around wondering when Masterchef Junior would start, and as it turns out, two days ago. Still, start as you mean to go on, as my grandmother used to say. So its the...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: The moment you realize you haven’t got dressed yet
Hi Trashies! Welcome to the event that all our lives have been leading up to! (This year). A titanic battle of the ages where anything can happen! Well, as long as ‘anything’ only pertains to one of...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: It’s Soggy Skin, Not a Death in the Family
Hi Trashies! The top four looms! I’m slightly surprised Nick is still here and not back selling hats or whatever it is he does. Freezers maybe. I’ve forgotten. In any case the smart money is on him or...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Evil-Courtney Strikes Back
Hi Trashies! Top five time! Unfortunately this means the first few minutes of the show are filled up with garbage that the contestants spout about how important this is for them, why their blind one...
View ArticleMasterchef recap: My Agent is dead when I catch up with them
Hi Trashies! So its the ‘Masterchef does Hell’s Kitchen’ week. Gordy dons his chef whites and grouches at the terrified cheftestents as they attempt to complete a service at a restaurant. Its not quite...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap:Lets get this party started. Somewhere else.
Hi Trashies! This week I managed to cook using an infinity pepper, and not properly wash my hands. I just wish I could say I only got it in my eyes. Worse I did the exact same thing with a ghost pepper...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Its taken us 30 minutes just to make some purple goo
Hi Trashies Is this the grossest episode of Masterchef ever? No. It might be a bit much if you’re a vegetarian, both for the total lack of respect Gordy shows and later the pressure test. Luckily I...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Nurse, he’s off his meds again.
Hi Trashies So it’s a mystery box this week. With nine of the pack left things are hotting up. This is to remind Ramsay which show he’s doing today Tommy is featured as the contestant spouting their...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: I’ll beat you to death with a spatula, you little prick
Hi Trashies! Hopefully I will tame my turbulent life to get a bit more organized this coming week, although my relatives are coming to stay so maybe not. I did point out that the house is being...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: It was Harsh. I nearly singed an eyebrow.
Hi Trashies Apolgies, I got caught up quitting my job and going freelance again, despite how well that worked last time. I hope everyone is keeping well because there’s lots to upset your blood...
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